15 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Move In With A Hot Housemate

5. You Can't Show Them How Much Of A Mess You Are

Physically: You're a bit of a slob. You would normally leave the dishes in a pile in the sink and would only think to add water to them when you run out of forks. Emotionally: You're a bit broken. If you've just split up with your ex then you can't exactly invite them over and try to seduce them back into bed (a perfect plan in your head) and then blast Whitney Houston on repeat when they refuse. You need to try to act normal, whatever that means.