16 Problems Only A Skype User Would Understand

7. Let's Just Start All Over Again

Channel 4Channel 4The call is starting to really annoy you now. You quickly learn that hanging up and calling them back can help. Failing that, you can adopt the more effective approach similar to the popular "Turn it off and on again" phrase: Sign out and sign back in again. The downside is you might have to do it about 26,388 times over your lifespan.

6. Voice Issues Like "You've Gone All Robot!" or "Yo--Gon--A--R--t!"

FoxFoxWho knew the person you were talking to was really a robot! Skype sound quality goes from crystal clear to some kind of strange robotic language you can't fathom. Sometimes the robot voice malfunctions, too, and syllables cut out. Ma-- th-- --bot --ter-- --as r-- -t! (Maybe the robot battery has ran out!) When the robot has gone and you're talking to a human being again don't be surprised to get a visit from the "You're muffled!" monster!

5. "I Wanted To Talk, But Now I Just Want To GRROOOAARRRR!"

MarvelMarvelYou're really looking forward to chatting on Skype. Due to a colossal array of technical issues your talkative, happy mood turns into pure RAGE! When you finally get through you just want to swear and abandon your chatting plans to go downstairs and break all your mother's favourite fancy china she uses for special occasions. Thanks for ruining the mood, Skype. Our clothes are torn from turning into The Incredible Hulk.
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