16 Problems You Only Know If You Live In The Middle Of Nowhere
5. The Confusing Lingo
It isn't Welsh, it isn't Gaelic, but it still isn't English. It is like some missing language that only farmers know. Sometimes they speak so rural that not even you, someone who has been surrounded by it their entire life, can understand.
Although you think they talk weird, people from outside the village almost definitely think you sound odd when you speak. No matter how many times you try and tell your friends, no one says "alright my loverrrrrr".