Accidents can happen but for the love of everything, you don't let things slip into his anus do you? There have been moments when you're trying to get things started and he always goes straight for your bum. 'No, this isn't what we agreed, your penis goes into the vagina or not at all, take it or leave it.' Guys constantly make a B line straight for your anus and you're still baffled because surely they know the location of your lady parts by now?
