16 Signs To Tell If Your Housemate Is A Serial Killer

15. They Have Immaculate Handwriting

You probably envy them for having such neat handwriting, especially since no matter how much effort you put in, you can't make yours look like anything but an illegible scrawl that a doctor would be embarrassed of. Whilst yours is almost illegible to people that don't know you (and even those who do), your housemate always writes with perfect cursive and they would never use a love heart to dot their 'I's. You think it makes you distinguishable from the next person when in fact it makes you look like a child, so please stop it, for everyone's sake.