16 Signs To Tell If Your Housemate Is A Serial Killer

9. They Have No Concept Of Personal Space

They will be all up in your grill even if you don't want them to be, and they will remain there despite your constant protests. They'll appear out of nowhere, seemingly mere inches away from your ear, filling you with icy fear that they've been there for a while. You'll find them looking for something in your bedroom without your permission, or worse, joining you in the bathroom when you need to go for a shower. But they won't do it in the 'you're my best friend of course you can pee while I shower' way, you'll see them only as a Space Invader who is constantly creeping. Plus, they'll also ask you really weird and inappropriate questions, forcing you either on a campaign of false information or into silence, as you're definitely certain that they're building some kind of case on you.
 
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