4. "Can You Stop The Labour Please?"
This is literally impossible in every single way, and yet there's a good chance that every midwife will hear it every couple of days at the very least. Regardless of whether you feel that you're really or not, your baby is coming and if you think it's difficult to hold in a pee when you're really desperate, you have no chance in crossing your legs and wishing the child will magically stay up there.