9. Strangers Literally Can't Believe It When You Tell Them How Old You Really Are
"REALLY? NO WAY! YOU LOOK SO YOUNG! YOU CAN'T BE 28! WHAT MAGIC FACE CREAM DO YOU USE? PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN SO SMOOTH AND YOUTHFUL!" Go away. Just go away, all of you horrible people. To them, it seems like a compliment to you. But to you and your child-like features, it's the most condescending thing you've ever experienced. And you experience it every single day of your life.