18 School Kids Who Are Totally Nailing This Yearbook Thing

11. Most Likely To Hear, "You Need Jesus"

Smirk away, William Beckett. You know you've crafted a fabulous yearbook quote. Sure, it might be a bit blasphemous, but it's funny and, even more importantly, memorable. People are going to read this, and they are going to react. They might laugh, they might groan, they might roll their eyes, but, hey- they're paying attention. They will remember William Beckett and his outspoken statement, which will almost certainly keep him out of a job with the clergy.