12. This Bowl Haircut
You never truly understood just how much of a financial burden you are - did you know the average cost for raising a child is £223,251? Cut backs had to be made, and it certainly wasnt going to be your Mums decoration plans or your Dads golfing weekends. Since this is clearly your fault, youre the one who has to make the sacrifice, which happens to be your dignity. Being a recovering bowl cut victim is hard and no one who hasnt been through this torture will truly understand the pain so everyone understands the pain including your parents. You have to ask them if this is some sort of sick joke? Has anyone ever looked at their bowl cut child and said thats the look we want; a deformed and oversized mushroom.