20 Funniest Lines In Harry Potter

11. When Dennis Really Was A Creep

""Colin, I fell in!" he said shrilly, throwing himself into an empty seat. "It was brilliant! And something in the water grabbed me and pushed me back in the boat!" "Cool!" said Colin, just as excitedly. "It was probably the giant squid, Dennis!" "Wow!" said Dennis, as though nobody in their wildest dreams could hope for more than being thrown into a storm-tossed, fathoms-deep lake, and pushed out of it again by a giant sea monster."
Book: Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire Dennis is best known for his enthusiasm and his love for Harry is borderline stalkerish, but it's nice that he can be excited about being touched by the giant squid an the other scary things in the lake. Most people would cry themselves to sleep for a few weeks, but not him.
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