20 Problems Only New Parents Will Understand
9. 50 Shades Of Poo
Oh God, I hope that was just a fart.
You can't mentally prepare yourself enough for the wide variety of poo that comes from your beautiful new bundle of joy.
It's best not to go into details, but let's agree that a little Poo Fairy sneaks into your house every hour, on the hour (and sometimes twice in ten minutes), because there's no way something so small and pretty could produce so much of something that smells like that.