20 Problems Only People From Warrington Will Understand

15. The Porters Shuffle

Warrington loves Porters. You walk into that place and you'll be hard pressed to find a single person who isn't friendly and fun as all hell. That said, you walk into Porters and you'd best be prepared to learn a unique dance routine. It involves shuffling, two-steps at a time sideways, adjacent to about 25 other people who are doing the same thing. With your lead arm high in the air, holding a pint like Lady Liberty. Trying your best not to slop it over everyone else. And failing.