20 Problems Only People Who Are Rubbish With Technology Understand

16. The Terror Of The Self-Service Lane

No sooner you get there with your groceries than it starts beeping at you. What does it want? I Only Just Got Here, WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY WANT? Coupons? I don't have any coupons to give it! OH MY GOD WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY COUPONS? WHY??
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Mikey is, in no particular order, a freelance writer, improvisational comedian, volunteer firefighter, playwright, Bon Vivant, and Jane Espenson enthusiast. Born in the small mining town of Eden Prairie, MN, he has some 40 years later successfully moved about 20 miles north of there to the City of Brooklyn Center, MN where he lives with an unreasonable number of dogs. If you'd like to hear him discuss something other than Doctor Who while pretending to be a dog, check out www.the42ndvizsla.blogspot.com or follow him on twitter at @the42ndVizlsa