20 Problems Only Real Scousers Will Understand

2. Directions

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Most of the time, having a city centre where everything is so close together is extremely useful. In the case of giving out directions, though, it’s an absolute nightmare.

‘Excuse me, can you tell me where the Pandora shop is?’ ‘Yeah, Love, just go to Liverpool One, but not this half of Liverpool One, you know the other bit? Then it’s down the stairs by HMV, unless you go the other way, then it’s not down any stairs, you know what I’ll just walk you there.’

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