11. You Tried To Sell Them
You have to, because as proven before theyre bad for your health. Its in your best interest to start an auction on eBay or take out an advert in the local paper. Maybe something as eloquent as a Brother for sale sign posted on your bedroom door, or maybe you haggle with your Mother that youll do the dishes for a week if your sister can go to a farm for a while.
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