14. They're Great Listeners
This one isn't even a choice. It just happens, especially to people who work in sales or in bars. (People who work in call centers are excluded because they're the obvious winners of this awful competition, you poor people). Anyway, certain members of the public just give you their life stories, regardless if there's a queue of people behind them or not. Sometimes it'll feel like you're being paid minimum wage as a therapist and your life suddenly doesn't seem as bad. Sort of.