11. 'Can I Add You On Facebook?'
No. Just no. (Another stupid question). There's also no fear like the fear of having a student call you by your first name because they found you online. You change your privacy settings to every social media account that you have, replacing your surname with your mother's cat's maiden name so that no one in any of your classes can see the endless amounts of shots that you did last weekend. Your profile picture is now an image of a rainbow and all of your real friends are wondering what the hell is going on.