Nope, despite what you may have heard, Moby isn't gay. The poor guy constantly has to knock back rumours of his sexuality, because apparently bagging Natalie Portman wasn't enough proof of his manhood. Although the romance was quite short lived, Moby claims that he might have helped his fellow nerds believe that they can get the girl in the end (it just might not last for very long).
I guess in some people's eyes, might be mildly sexy - and, as a nerd, I'm certainly happy to enjoy some of the effects of that - but as far as the very brief affair I had with Natalie, it's made me the target of a lot of nerd wrath."
Leave the poor guy alone for goodness sake, it's not his fault that your nerdy qualities make you socially awkward and Portman didn't fancy you dressed up as Thor.
