9. "Why Don't You Just Get Contacts?"
This question has plagued everyone with bad vision since the beginning of time. The reason that you have glasses is because you don't want to wear contacts. You are an autonomous, independent human being. You will get contacts when you are ready and brave enough to go anywhere near your eyeball with a little bit of plastic that can get trapped in the back of your head. And if one more person tells you that you look prettier without glasses then you punch them in the face.