22 Problems Only People From The North East Will Understand
11. Everyone Knowing Your Business
Down South, nobody knows your name. Move into a new place in the North, and the neighbours will be gossiping before you even step through your front door. Those growing up in villages will know the strain of pond life all too well. So 'n' so just came off the pill, the family up the road are all on the fiddle, thingy round the corner did the dirty with the hairdresser's boyfriend in Yates' last night. Truth be told, you're probably having an affair with the Amazon delivery man and are housing a rookery of penguins in your bathroom. Give. It. A. Break.
Down South, nobody knows your name. Move into a new place in the North, and the neighbours will be gossiping before you even step through your front door. Those growing up in villages will know the strain of pond life all too well. So 'n' so just came off the pill, the family up the road are all on the fiddle, thingy round the corner did the dirty with the hairdresser's boyfriend in Yates' last night. Truth be told, you're probably having an affair with the Amazon delivery man and are housing a rookery of penguins in your bathroom. Give. It. A. Break.