SERIOUSLY BRITISH PEOPLE, HOW IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND? THIS IS A CROWDED CITY. WE WILL ALL GET PLACES A LOT FASTER IF YOU PICK A SIDE OF THE FOOTPATH AND STICK TO IT. YOU DON'T DRIVE ALL OVER THE ROAD SO WE KNOW YOU GET THIS CONCEPTUALLY BUT WHY OH WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S OK WHEN YOU'RE WALKING TO JUST ZIGZAG RANDOMLY AND KNOCK PEOPLE INTO THE GUTTER. THERE IS NO ORDER HERE, NOT EVEN ON ESCALATORS. THIS IS WHY YOUR EMPIRE COLLAPSED. So, any more Australian-in-London problems? Share this article and shout out your pet peeves down in the comments.
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
