16. You Get Offended When People Who Don't Have Big Bums Complain About Them
Okay, in their defence high school must have been difficult when all rappers rapped about were women with big 'bootays' but there's nothing worse than someone who has a flat bum complaining about how big their bum is and how difficult life can be. You try wearing low waist jeans and walk around without the fear of your underwear and your butt showing; not even builders can pull off the builder's bum. But these complainers though, are they kidding? It's like when just before an exam you hear the straight A student whine about how they're going to fail and you didn't even know there was a test today.