23 Problems Only Girls With Big Bottoms Will Understand

17. Dresses Are Always Too Short

The Spice Girls Is My Dress Too Short Posh Spice Gif Gif There simply is never enough material to cover your backside and your legs in a modest fashion as the designers forget that not everyone's bottoms are inverted. If the dress is long enough at the back then is usually means that there's a party going on in the front and vice versa, so it's difficult to win. You literally can't go out and buy the first cute dress that you see because it's going to end up being far too short and it'll make you look like Pretty Woman instead of a pretty woman. You end up searching high and low for knee length dresses as they're the only ones that will cover your backside and even then, they'll slide half way up your thighs and never sit on your knees where they're supposed to be.
 
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