23 Things Only People From Cornwall Will Understand

11. Seagull Violence

Since when was it okay for seagulls to re-enact scenes from Hitchcock's famous avian horror movie without being classed as vermin and dealt with according? Why should anyone be at the mercy or arrogant little beaked w*nkers strutting around the place stealing food and thinking they own the place? And don't even mention the swans...!