23 Things Only People From Cornwall Will Understand
8. Trying To Get A Pasty Anywhere Else That Isn't A Lie
No, Greggs, that's not a real Cornish pasty. Trying to get something that legitimately stacks up to a real Cornish is essentially impossible, no matter how many chefs claim to have secret recipes passed down through the ages. Unless they're actually in Cornwall, there's a good chance they're just filthy liars.