2. The Great Tractor Conspiracy
https://twitter.com/amandahosking/status/571215843750748160 If it's not roaming bands of cows, it's bloody tractors. There are literally teams of tractors waiting in laybys looking for people on the roads who look like they're in a hurry. Seriously, that's got to be the only way to explain why it happens every single time you're trying to beat the clock somewhere.