11. Everyone Wants To Go Home Early When It's Quiet
What with swapping shifts, calling in sick and asking to leave two hours early when the bars been dead all night, its amazing that your staff earn enough to keep roofs over their heads and vodka in their bellies. You don't get to go home early, of course. You might as well sleep there.
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