Naturally not. When they say, can I nip off early, its been dead all night, what they mean is, can I sign out and then sit at the end of the bar holding court, necking jagerbombs and persuading the staff still on shift to come for cigarettes with me. For exactly how much fun this is to work around, please see #16 again.
Professional writer, punk werewolf and nesting place for starfish. Obsessed with squid, spirals and story. I publish short weird fiction online at desincarne.com, and tweet nonsense under the name Jack The Bodiless. You can follow me all you like, just don't touch my stuff.
