3. You Love Them Unconditionally

You love them right down to their bones because despite their flaws, they are perfect to you. You're actually a bit worried that you'll never love anyone else with such passion and selflessness and considering that you're single, this could be a bit of an issue. Obviously, you've both expressed on more than one occasion how perfect it would be if one of you had a penis so that you could just get married, and you've definitely considered becoming a lesbian couple. You've probably been confused for being a couple before and even though your parents joke about how well you get on, they're probably secretly rooting for you two, because no one else makes you as happy as she does.