27 Astonishing Things You Didn't Know About London
4. You Can Choose "Cockney" As A Language On Certain Cash Points
30 cash machines in central London offer a unique language choice: Cockney. For those that choose Cockney (and who wouldn't?), the questions "Some moolah for ya sky rocket?" and "Ya rattle & tank balance?" display. Of course, the hole in the wall is enquiring if sir would like some money for his pocket or whether sir would prefer to view his bank balance. The sausage and mash (cash) can be provided with or without a receipt, and the balance can be viewed on the Charlie Sheen (screen) or on the Fleet Street (receipt). If needed, one's Huckleberry Finn can be updated, because customers must always take care to keep their PINs secret. These fun ATMs are located on Commercial Road, Roman Road, and many other locations.
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