27 Stupid Things All Singletons Are Tired Of Hearing
5. "Are You Sure You're Not Gay?"
"Yes mother, because the only plausible reason that I'm single is because I must be gay." Regardless of your sexuality you're still single, so why does it matter if you're attracted to boys or girls? Most marriages end up in divorce so does that mean the reason for the wife leaving her husband is because she's gay? No, so shut up. You fancy boys but you just can't find one who will fancy you back.