22. "You're Free On Friday Night, Right?"
Of course you are but you hate it when people automatically assume that you don't have a social life and spend your Friday nights in watching movies with your parents. Even if you don't live with them. As much as you'd like to get excited about blind dates on the weekend you no longer have the strength to sit there with someone who is a bigger loser than you, rambling on about something far less interesting than they think it is. You're so over the stage of being able to pretend that you're having good time.