5. 2 For 1
The Tesco Value range may not exist anymore, which makes this jumper even more perplexing, but you can still hark back to the days of blue and white stripes, cheap biscuits and 3p tins of beans by donning this celebratory item of clothing. Look at the expression on this model's face, which screams, 'how did my career come to this!?'. What on earth would you be telling someone if they opened this on Christmas Day?