4. Festive Muscle Shirt
This would be a lovely snapshot of one very happy Christmas couple, ideal for sending out to family members and reminding them that you can't wait to see them come the big day. Faces would light up upon seeing Jeffrey and Jane here, only building excitement to the event itself. That is if old Jeff wasn't showing off all that hard work he's been putting in at yoga class, blasting your eyeballs with his lethal combination of specs, beard, guns and chest hair. Our only guess is that the woman on the right has been kidnapped, and forced to enjoy a good old-fashioned holiday photoshoot. It's the only explanation.