Every Epic Rap Battles Of History Ranked

37. Napoleon Vs. Napoleon

Rappers: Peter (Dynamite) and Lloyd (Bonaparte).

This is one of the best season one battles. It's got a very catchy instrumental, excellent lyrics and despite the two figures being so completely mismatched (in that it's a dorky high-schooler versus one of history's most powerful conquerors), this battle is impressively even.

Bonaparte is the arguable winner at the end - mainly thanks to the brilliance of his final line - but Dynamite puts up a good fight, so this battle feels very well-balanced and allows both figures to shine.

Best Line:

Napoleon Bonaparte: "I'll whip so bad they'll make a virgin meringue / You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang!"

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