10 Newcastle United Rumours That Need To Die Immediately

1. Andy Carroll Is Coming Home

The Rumour Andy Carroll has decided from the medical room at West Ham that he wants to come home and turn his back on a life of glitz and glamour in London where long hair is more acceptable and nasty people don't hound you for protection money. Allegedly. The Truth Andy Carroll will come home the minute he has no other options, and it won't be to play for Newcastle. But that doesn't stop the papers churning out the same rumour every time there's a transfer window approaching. Carroll seems now to accept the attention, recently trolling everyone by posting a picture of St. James' Park on social media, which almost made the Chronicle explode with orgasmic joy. IS ANDY CARROLL HINTING HE'S COMING HOME?!!! Nope, he's posting a picture of St. James' Park. The player wants to be bigger than his home: he wants to do well in London, and earn a move to a club as big as Liverpool sat the failure there stung, and going back to Newcastle would be nothing less than an admission of that failure. Which other Newcastle rumours do you wish would die immediately? Share your thoughts below in the comments thread.
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