12 Surprising Things That Define All Newcastle United Fans

10. You Love Newsnight... And Mr T

According to the survey, you like nothing more than enjoying an enriching night of Newsnight with your favourite celebrity Evan Davis (that one that looks like Gollum off Dragon's Den) and The Sky At Night with the dearly departed Sir Patrick Moore, punctuated with episodes of The A-Team, because you love Mr T so much. If that's not a good way to scramble your brain, I don't know what is.

9. You Have £750 "Spare" A Month

Nufc Money Or in other words, you're rich. Which seems a bit of a contradiction to the national poverty rankings, and the need for pay day loans in the region. But I suppose if you're spunking all your money on cheesy chips and A-Team posters, you're bound to come into some difficulty.
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