Midfield - Franck Ribery
An easy target yes, but no less appropriate a choice. Why Ribery thought the pose below was the best for his official EURO 2012 squad picture, we will never know, but that is a valiant attempt at Zoolander's Blue Steel.
Midfield - Damien Duff
He looks like Brain from Pinky and the Brain, and the dour facial expression doesn't exactly help.
Midfield - Mesut Ozil
One of a number of players in this team who could quite easily play the part of an alien in Star Trek. Without any make-up.
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