10 Celebrity Guests Who Should've Stayed In South Park

1. Kayne West

South Park Trapped In The Closet
Comedy Central

Episode(s) appeared in: Fishsticks (Season 13, Episode 5), The Hobbit (Season 17, Episode 10)

Kanye West burst into town with fury, ego, and a lot of confusion. When South Park’s resident comedian Jimmy Valmer made a viral gag about people who like fishsticks being “gay fish”, only the self-proclaimed genius Kanye West doesn’t understand the joke. He is enraged and believes people are spreading rumours that he is a gay fish.

After a violent hunt for the person behind the joke, Kanye eventually comes to terms with his true self and begins life as a gay fish. Kanye is forced to return to South Park to defend his love life when his fiancée Kim Kardashian is accused of being a hobbit who uses Photoshop to look attractive. He again must come to terms with another bizarre attraction.

Kanye West exists to be satirised. He is a wealth of wackiness. His unique view on the world and mind-melting logic beg to be sent up. Less than twenty-four hours at the time of writing, Kanye has launched his campaign for US President with his suggestion that women should be given $1m when they have a baby to deter them from abortions. Though he may appear too easy a target for Trey and Matt, they always find a spot on the punching bag that hasn’t yet been struck.

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