2. Maggie Will Grow Up To Be A Homicidal Sociopath
Like Stewie Griffin, Maggie has displayed supreme intelligence such as being able to write her name on an Etch a Sketch, spell equations with her blocks and occasionally rescue family members in peril. She has also displayed violent and homicidal tendencies that have many fans convinced that the youngest Simpson may grow up to become a fiendishly intelligent serial killer. Though she doesn't share Stewie's passion for matricide it seems Homer may be Maggie's target. Over the course of the series she has knocked him out with a mallet, attempted to stab him with a pencil, shot him with a nail gun and electrocuted him along with the rest of the family during a therapy session. She has also made it clear that she doesn't get along with other babies (Gerald with the one eyebrow could be right after Homer on her list), and doesn't like to see Marge lavish attention on anyone but herself. Though she has saved Homer's life many times such as saving him from drowning and catching a beer bottle flying towards his head, some of her methods have been as deadly as they have been heroic. Such as shooting at Fat Tony's gang with a rifle, and dropping a freaking boulder on Russ Cargill's head at the climax of the Simpsons Movie. Could she be constantly saving Homer's life just so she can kill him herself? And we didn't even mention her shooting Mr Burns - well actually that's because it may not have been her ...
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Like Stewie Griffin, Maggie has displayed supreme intelligence such as being able to write her name on an Etch a Sketch, spell equations with her blocks and occasionally rescue family members in peril. She has also displayed violent and homicidal tendencies that have many fans convinced that the youngest Simpson may grow up to become a fiendishly intelligent serial killer. Though she doesn't share Stewie's passion for matricide it seems Homer may be Maggie's target. Over the course of the series she has knocked him out with a mallet, attempted to stab him with a pencil, shot him with a nail gun and electrocuted him along with the rest of the family during a therapy session. She has also made it clear that she doesn't get along with other babies (Gerald with the one eyebrow could be right after Homer on her list), and doesn't like to see Marge lavish attention on anyone but herself. Though she has saved Homer's life many times such as saving him from drowning and catching a beer bottle flying towards his head, some of her methods have been as deadly as they have been heroic. Such as shooting at Fat Tony's gang with a rifle, and dropping a freaking boulder on Russ Cargill's head at the climax of the Simpsons Movie. Could she be constantly saving Homer's life just so she can kill him herself? And we didn't even mention her shooting Mr Burns - well actually that's because it may not have been her ...