10 Most Ridiculous Attempts At Entering Eurovision Song Contest

5. MC Mike & Human Place, "Mole Girl" - Moldova 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUMXX3C_5OM Another song where the title immediately fills you with dread. MC Mike (the guy) and Human Place (the girl) have worked together several times in the past and have, since this performance, released an entire album. Whoever funded that album must not have seen this performance of "Mole Girl" though, because...well, it's quite frankly the most bizarre thing you'll ever hear. Then again, there's an official music video of the song. Maybe things are done differently in Moldova. While other acts after this might have struggled with their general performance, nothing beats the lyrics of "Mole Girl". "I'm epic Mole Girl, I eat clothes and tissues". As proof that things really are done differently in Moldova, this song actually made it through a pre-selection round. Unfortunately, they only polled 1% with the Moldovan public though - so at least there's some sense there.
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