3. Katie Price, "Not Just Anybody" - United Kingdom 2005
Perhaps it's a sign of just how "Not Just Anybody" is that there isn't a copy of it existing on YouTube. Instead, you can find
a copy to the performance on Dailymotion at this link here. Katie Price may be known to some of you; if not, then she's also known as the glamour model, Jordan. As someone who became famous either through dating famous people, or by getting naked in magazines, Katie decided to branch out in to showing she had "talent" with a music career. According to the above clip, such a move was sparked by her photographer, which means we all know who to blame for what happens next. She cannot song. She can't sing one single note. Perhaps it's because she squeezed her heavily pregnant body in to that pink catsuit. Or mainly, it's because she's probably tonedeaf. Thankfully, her pre-contest "fame" wasn't enough to give her the win, although she somehow clawed her way to second. It wasn't the end of her music career, either, which "blossomed" further after her marriage to 90s singer Peter Andre. Thankfully, though, she has left Eurovision alone since then, so the UK will never inflict her upon any of our neighbours.