10 Red Dwarf Fates Worse Than Death
1. Being a Member of the Red Dwarf Crew
If there has ever been such a thing as a "nutter magnet", Red Dwarf is a prime example.
Seemingly, not a day goes by for the Dwarfers without some kind of life threatening event, Gelf, droid or adversary presented to test their resolve. They've played pool with planets, seen echoes of the future, battled Gestalt entities, wrestled with Lister's own Confidence and Paranoia, gotten stuck on a planet full of Rimmers, battled numerous viruses and even survived a stint in the toughest prison army this side of Jupiter - and that's just a fraction of their misadventures!
Quite how they get away unscathed from these things is beyond anyone's comprehension.
Being three million years from Earth is one thing, but being that far from home with somewhat deranged colleagues indoors and outright crazy b*stards outdoors, maybe you'd just stay in stasis or take your helmet off on a spacewalk.