10 South Park Characters You Totally Forgot Existed

4. Kyle Schwartz

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South Park is renowned for its heavy stereotyping, and it's particularly noticeable with Kyle Broflovski's maternal cousin Kyle Schwartz, who lives up to every exaggerated Jewish stereotype. Making his first appearance in "The Entity", Kyle Schwartz is all things nerdy and a constant embarrassment to Kyle Broflovski.

Complete with a nasal voice, an upper lip pulled above his teeth, a noticeable parting and large glasses, he stands out for all the wrong reasons. Kyle is also abundant with health problems, including asthma and hypochondria. And of course, because this is a Jewish stereotype, he is very concerned with money and being careful with saving it.

In total, he's made three episode appearances, the latest one being the season nine episode "The Losing Edge", in which the boys actually want him around so that they can deliberately lose the national circuit draft. It's now been over fifteen years since we last saw Kyle Schwartz and it seems as though the writers have forgotten about him. As a result, so have we.

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