10 Things The Simpsons Taught You Better Than Your Parents

1. Amusement Park Robots Will Try To Kill You

Itchy & Scratchy Land showed us what happens when good robots go bad at amusement parks, and it's all the more reason to avoid Disney until they really look into those animatronics. Especially Euro Disney, if anyone's actually there. Okay, so this isn't a real lesson, and mom and dad certainly never addressed it, but Stephen Hawking recently said that A.I. was a huge threat to humanity, so it'd be best to take this seriously! The Terminator, Ultron, Sentinels, Bender - when will the madness stop!?! What do you make of these? Feel free to add your own lessons below.
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Primarily covering the sport of MMA from Ontario, Canada, Jay Anderson has been writing for various publications covering sports, technology, and pop culture since 2001. Jay holds an Honours Bachelor of Arts degree in English from the University of Guelph, and a Certificate in Leadership Skills from Humber College.