10 TV Characters We Have A Massive Crush On (But Really Shouldn't)

6. Fiona Goode - American Horror Story: Coven

Jessica Lange has always played the most inappropriately attractive characters on American Horror Story, but Fiona Goode definitely comes out on top. Fiona is glamourous, self-confident, and frighteningly ruthless. She's the most powerful witch alive (not forgetting the baddest witch in town), and good lord don't you know it just by looking at her. If you saw her in the street you'd think she was a celebrity even if you didn't recognise her by the way she holds herself. Fiona is tremendously witty - "don't make me drop a house on you" is one of my favourite one-liners - and is just a small spark from her vast cunning and intelligence. It's just a shame she's so inclined towards murder. Having killed the previous Supreme to gain her power, she has no qualms about getting a teenager drunk and then slitting her throat, believing her to be her own usurper. Fiona has so much power that it's left her fatally territorial and she tends to not let anybody too close to her. But still, she's Fiona Goode. She's "in charge everywhere", if you know what I mean.