10 TV Characters We Have A Massive Crush On (But Really Shouldn't)

3. Hannibal Lecter - Hannibal

Hannibal Lecter, no matter who plays him, has always been awkwardly crush-worthy. The man's a classy act and, let's be honest, haven't we all fantasized about murdering the sub-par musician who ruins a perfectly good orchestra? He likes the finer things in life, and Mads Mikkelsen's impeccable appearance lets us know that he keeps himself up to a high standard. Mikkelsen apparently plays Hannibal as a Satan figure - a fallen angel obsessed with humanity - and his Hannibal definitely realises this. He plays with Will as a puppeteer, convincing the profiler that he's mentally ill to fulfill his own curiosity whilst simultaneously allowing him to suffer from a different debilitating illness. This is some kind of mind-game, and not the kind you want from a romantic partner no matter how fancy he is. In addition to this it's probably worth mentioning that the murderous and cannibalistic tendencies also indicate he might not be someone you should take home to meet your mum.