10 TV Characters We Have A Massive Crush On (But Really Shouldn't)

2. Lindsay Bluth Fünke- Arrested Development

Let's start shallow: Lindsay Bluth Fünke is hot. She's got great hair, a rocking body (despite what her mother says), and a pretty irresistible swagger to top it all off. Her sarcastic streak is often hilarious and inspired, and you know that you'd definitely have fun spending time with her. Her relationship with Tobias, whilst fraught, is 100% based in love. She may find him irritating and physically repulsive most of the time, but occasionally, just occasionally, there's a flash where we realise she actually cares. It's just a pity that she's such a superficial and manipulative bitch. Lindsay may throw multitudes of charity fundraisers and claim that shes giver, but this is entirely self-serving. All the protests she takes part in are personal vendettas with no relation to the actual cause, and when she actually does some direct charity work (cleaning up the wetlands) she immediately abandons it. Pretty much any romantic pursuits she has are to feed her own ego, such as wearing a t-shirt saying "slut" to visit her father in prison. For Lindsay Bluth Fünke, you're not going to be more than a raised eyebrow.