10 TV Characters Who Would Be Perfect Election Running Mates

9. Buffybot

Larry David Curb Your Enthusiasm
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Sometimes in the business of politics – or any business, for that matter – there is no strategy quite so affective as beating your opponents to a pulp, physically. For that reason it is tempted to choose repeated world saver and chosen one Buffy Summers as your muscular running mate.

But with her natural leadership skills and destiny to do amazing things, like, all the time, you're all but certain to be upstaged. You're far better off plumping for the replica built by Sunnydale's mechanical creep Warren Mears.

Boasting all the fighting prowess but none of the stirring speeches or human emotions, should you need a fist or fashionable boot delivered to the person of a rival, make it a robotic one.

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